drinking problem

i've got plenty of good and exciting things to say about this weekend's trip to atlanta to see the boss and last nite's trip to the theatre to see charlie and the chocolate factory. that would take a lot of time and thought, which is something i don't have. instead, it's picture time. these were emailed to me today under the heading of "why you shouldn't drink with your friends." i prefer to name this exhibit: "things to do to your friends when they get loaded and hit on your woman."




















i would comment about how this will ruin a perfectly good couch, but i'm sure it was a dumpster dive find anyhow. i really wish i had this guy waking up on video. "your girl would look so good in a porno flick" will be a phrase further from his vocabulary than his neck from his head after this prank.



















that's the last time that roger tells trevor that "do the dirty wiggle" with margot if given the opportunity.
























pirate princess pickle bunny here shoulda known better than to call hank's woman a gap-toothed hood rat. shoulda known better...nice tats, sweetheart.

the evening after this picture was taken, grant was overheard asking a drunken sorority girl if she'd ever tried watermelon flavored weenie. on a different note, i'm wondering who lost a bet and had to put the melon on his garbage.

after the widespread concert, todd spent the last remaining hours before his "perma-beard" installation telling biff, his roommate, how badly he wanted to three-hole his little sister. bad idea, todd. but buck up little camper!! at least you'll have some hot dog buns and jet-puffed marshmallows to help cure that wicked hangover.