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9.07.2005

these are a few of my favorite words

someone dropped the p-word (no, not property) over at casa de what?!? earlier today. p-word, you say? yup.

poop.

one of my favorite words. it makes me think of grumpy old men or something when i hear it or say it. there's a bunch of those words that are a hoot (oh! there's another one.). some are just fun, some are more fan friendly versions of the "official" names of our parts and functions, some just feel good to say. here's my starter list:

-whiz. as in, "i gotta take a..", not the michael jackson musical.
-hurky jurky. like the way a 150lb, 6'2" 9th grader walks. yes, that was me.
-willy nilly. as in, "newton posts topics on his blog all willy nilly."
-junk. i don't care who you are, if you hear somene say, "ohhh, he got hit right in the junk," you're gonna laugh. garbage is an allowable substitute.
-doodie. right up there with poop.
-gaggle. i barely know what constitutes a gaggle, but i like using the word.
-shebang. not the ricky martin song, but the whole...
-balls. who doesn't like to use the word balls? we know fred durst does.
-meatloaf. what name better emulates the texture, feel and consistency of the food it names? the word rolls off the tongue with the same thud as the slab of meaty sludge when it hits your plate.
-great googly moogly. i guess that, technically speaking, this is a phrase, not a word. you might recall the snickers commercial where the guy's painting the endzone at arrowhead stadium (home of the chiefs). he's all done, admiring his work and someone walks up and says, "chefs." what's the old man say? great googly moogly. classic.

i guess that's a good list for starters. what'd i miss? did i leave off one of your favorites?

4 Comments:

At 4:21 PM , Blogger Jamie said...

Boogie.

Turd.

Looney.

As in, 'let's boogie', 'turd burglar', and 'Your dad's a looney. A looney up in the nuthouse in Togus'. I'm sure there are more to come.

 
At 10:27 AM , Blogger Stella said...

Some of my faves:

Gaywad. It just says it all.

Sixer. Where's Wooderson when you need him?

Rot. So much more than decaying flesh.

Asswipe. My favorite when people piss me off on the road.

Flagellate. Needs to be used more. It's just fun to say.

Bunghole. Because it sounds funny.

 
At 12:28 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

And now for some of my favorites:

Rot - it just says it all

Ahole - just because saying the shortened version is more fun

Moist - using this word to describe anything about the body is just wrong

Fleshy - it just makes me think of sticking a finger into a raw piece of steak....stop with the dirty minds people!

Lesion - scabby, pussy?

Infestation - these are probably all bad, in general.

Puss bucket - as in Mother Puss bucket!

 
At 3:02 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

hoo hoo


And one of my favorite quotes from the Family Guy:

Teacher: In French, to say yes you say oui-oui.
Peter: *laughing* Oh man that's hysterical! Hey! What do you say for no? "doo doo"? Hey I'll be right back

I gotta go take a wicked YES.

 

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