birds...

note to mama bird who has been dive bombing anyone walking near my front door for the past two weeks: i love animals and all, and i'm curious about your baby birds but i will beat your ass if i get hit one more frickin' time just walking past the nest you made in the privot hedge!

(please note that the above picture was taken AFTER baby birds had flown the coop, not before. i'm pissed, but i'm not a monster)