What genius came up with florescent lighting? My work life would improve by at least 1% if I could get some regular lighting in here. Now, give me a new boss and my work life would improve by 99%.
The man and I came in the office after hours and took out half the florescent tubes and I brought in two lamps with Reveal bulbs. I don't have a window in my office and just having overheads drives me batty.
Everything must be uniform here because I work for crazy psychopaths. I don't even have all the lighting in here and they won't give it to me. They just recently got trash liners for the trash cans. I feel like I'm in a mental institute.
I've often thought that maybe you ought to be committed. Perhaps your 'office' is actually a mental institution where you will be treated without knowing that someone meant to send you to the looney farm. It's like a whole underground treatment facility.
This place could very well be a mental institute or someone’s sick idea of revenge. It must be a reverse treatment place. I was much better off before I was committed to this white-walled, florescent lighted, bipolar boss, disturbing slice of hell.
Yes, you can, but make sure you say my name under your breath every time you use it. It should sound like Goldmember in Austin Powers...."And that's the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it....KC and the Sunshine Band."
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What genius came up with florescent lighting? My work life would improve by at least 1% if I could get some regular lighting in here. Now, give me a new boss and my work life would improve by 99%.
The man and I came in the office after hours and took out half the florescent tubes and I brought in two lamps with Reveal bulbs. I don't have a window in my office and just having overheads drives me batty.
Everything must be uniform here because I work for crazy psychopaths. I don't even have all the lighting in here and they won't give it to me. They just recently got trash liners for the trash cans. I feel like I'm in a mental institute.
I've often thought that maybe you ought to be committed. Perhaps your 'office' is actually a mental institution where you will be treated without knowing that someone meant to send you to the looney farm. It's like a whole underground treatment facility.
THAT'S IT!!! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU BLOG SPAMMERS!!! I HOPE YOU ALL GET SYPHILLIS AND YOUR EYEBALLS FALL OUT INTO YOUR SOUP!!!!
word verification is now turned on. enjoy.
I always see "syphillis" spelled with a c in my mind's eye.
Muffy's randomness much be catching. Speaking of random, what the hell is zkxulmb? That's not even a word!
This place could very well be a mental institute or someone’s sick idea of revenge. It must be a reverse treatment place. I was much better off before I was committed to this white-walled, florescent lighted, bipolar boss, disturbing slice of hell.
Slice of hell. That's nice. Can I use that?
Yes, you can, but make sure you say my name under your breath every time you use it. It should sound like Goldmember in Austin Powers...."And that's the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it....KC and the Sunshine Band."
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