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7.28.2006

traffic laws for dummies

here's a memo for the lady who gave me not one, but THREE nasty glances after i turned right at a traffic light as she was attempting to turn left (across the intersection):

I HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY, FOR THE LOVE OF STATE FARM!!!!!!!!!!

if i wouldn't have been arrested, i would've hopped out at the next traffic light and explained to her that, not only is she stupid and wrong, but that she needs to work on her "eat shit" look.

it's moments like this when i learn to not pray for patience...

3 Comments:

At 7:13 PM , Blogger Stella said...

You should've thrown something at her. That always makes me feel better.

B*tch.

 
At 8:20 AM , Blogger Jamie said...

Yeah, if you ever see a piece of Canadian bacon whip across the lanes and plaster on your windshield, you know who through it.

 
At 5:09 PM , Blogger Stella said...

(insert smiley with a halo)

 

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