moron

note to jeremy roenick: you were WAY cooler when were kicking ass in nhlpa 93 on my sega genesis.

what the hell were you thinking? that hockey puck to the jaw a couple of years ago must've done more damage than doctors initially thought. the nhl, your league, is finally moving towards resolving the labor dispute (read:lockout) that cancelled the 2004 season. you guys are coming out of a pr nightmare, getting ready to put the pieces back together and you pop off with this shit? what's the matter with you?

i don't want to beat you up too badly (i'll leave that to these guys in a few months). i've got an idea to help you clean this up better than a new zamboni.

call a press conference. read the following statement:

thanks for coming. as most of you know, i made some pretty harsh statements recently that i shouldn't have. i'm sorry. i know that you guys miss watching hockey as much, or more, as i miss playing it. the past few months have been very frustrating for me and for the other guys. it's not an excuse, but i lost my cool. again, i'm sorry. we want all of the hockey fans to come back. we need you guys to come back. we'll be back on the ice soon. and we're gonna play our asses off for you. we're going to prove to you that it was worth the wait. thanks again. if anyone has any questions...

answer all the questions, smile like you mean it, thanks the reporters for coming out, walk off stage and then shut the hell up until you guys play hockey again (i've heard the cba will be done in 3 weeks...could it be?!?!?).