when in need of a post...

and you don't have anything good to say, make a list. here's some things you need to check out:

1. if you can't beat 'em, feed 'em sleeping pills till they pass out: barry bonds isn't such a bad dude compared to this guy. most interesting and obvious quote: "Fauviau's 16-year-old daughter Valentine is a rising star in French tennis..." well no shit, since dad's been knocking her opponents out with sleeping pills before the match.

2. friendly skies my ass: nevermind that delta seems to specialize in losing my luggage. you wanna know why i won't fly 'em? because their gonna have some pissed off pilots after the suits scrap the pilot pension plan.

3. best news all week, and it's only monday: you can now get all of channel101.com's primetime shows as a video podcast. yes, that includes yacht rock. as if you needed another reason to drop $300 on a new toy. if you can't buy an ipod, there is still no excuse to know who hollywood steve is.

4. as if you needed another reason to not eat meat...